Your Opinion Is Wrong™

Just kidding. Like I'd do that. This blog is getting little attention as it is. Look at it, starving like a malnourished Iranian* maid who I haven't fed in four days**.

But seriously, there's a band I like called Every Time I Die. You may have heard of them. Anyway, I damn near hilarioused myself when I learned of their twitter username:

etidwastaken

HA!

*sounds like Uranium!

**which reminds me of something I should get around to doing...