Your Opinion Is Wrong™

Since I've opened my big mouth one too many times at work about how long it's been since I've washed my hair (not since about this time last year, just about) and longer since I've gotten a haircut (probably about 2006), Lucas took it upon himself to get people from work to pitch in and get me a stupidly expensive haircut at some fancy place in Newtown. I've been trying to decide on what I'll be going with, but ideas aren't coming. He pointed out some dude in a magazine with a fancy mullet-looking thing that required gel to keep in place, but I wasn't enthusiastic. Who wants a mullet-looking thing that requires gel?

I'm still contemplating a mohawk or a perm. For serious, you ask? Wait and find out! :-D