Tuesday, May 16, 2006
"It's me! Willy knows it's me...what's the problem?"
About an hour ago, I heard a neighbour's room get buzzed from downstairs (for anyone reading this who doesn't know, it's a security block), then shortly after, another faint buzz. Couldn't tell whether or not it was the same place. Then about 15-20 minutes later, I get a knock at the door. I ignore it, but walk up to the door. As soon as the guy knocked a second time, I yelled out 'who is it?'
He asks to see some guy by a name I didn't catch.
'Nobody here by that name'
He insists that there's a guy here by that name.
'Nope. Bye!'
Bullshit, he tells me, he knows he's in there.
'No.'
Is there anyone Vietnamese there?
'No. Bugger off.'
Was there anyone called so-and-so?
'No', then I just walked walked away and sat back down to play UT.
I get the impression this guy was trying to rip someone off. If anyone fell for it, I say they had it coming.
Go here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_neologisms_on_The_Simpsons
He asks to see some guy by a name I didn't catch.
'Nobody here by that name'
He insists that there's a guy here by that name.
'Nope. Bye!'
Bullshit, he tells me, he knows he's in there.
'No.'
Is there anyone Vietnamese there?
'No. Bugger off.'
Was there anyone called so-and-so?
'No', then I just walked walked away and sat back down to play UT.
I get the impression this guy was trying to rip someone off. If anyone fell for it, I say they had it coming.
Go here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_neologisms_on_The_Simpsons
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To Whom:
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When I found myself in a legal battle (which involved the battery acid content of the pizza toppings in the ice-creamery that I run), I turned to your Lawyerin' Team Of Super-Butlers to get me out of the bind I was in. Now, the details of the lawsuit are commonly known common knowledge, but at the trial's end, the Portugese government subsequently decreed that I recieve 30 lashes. Therefore, my complaint with your services is thither:
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Sincerely,
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Tedward and Deep-See-Diver-Mann, I would like to express my disappointment at the quality of service with your products and services™ and cheeses™.
When I found myself in a legal battle (which involved the battery acid content of the pizza toppings in the ice-creamery that I run), I turned to your Lawyerin' Team Of Super-Butlers to get me out of the bind I was in. Now, the details of the lawsuit are commonly known common knowledge, but at the trial's end, the Portugese government subsequently decreed that I recieve 30 lashes. Therefore, my complaint with your services is thither:
I was promised a Rolex and 12 gold-plated dinner plates and some armour plated gold by you and your team! So far, the only thing I've recieved from any members your team has been crabs! After a trip to the doctor, I learned that these aren't even crabs that anyone will spend Good Money on. For shame!
Sincerely,
Father S Clarke.
# posted by 
: 19/5/06 12:51 am
: 19/5/06 12:51 am
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After suffering from gazelle bites from your petting zoo, 1st and 3rd degree burns from your time machine, and a severely fractured colon from the use of your mastodon breeding kit, I recieve an email from your company advertising your newest product: a gas-powered, semi-automatic 30mm, do-it-yourself genital-piercing kit.
How stupid do you think I am?
# posted by : 19/5/06 1:01 am
: 19/5/06 1:01 am