Saturday, May 20, 2006
BIRTHDAY PIZZA!!!
Also, Jeff's 26th birfday was cool. Started off having dinner at a place called "Panarotti's Pizza and Pasta" (Panucci and Pavarotti had a baby, see...). The entire night was more or less spent laughing at Craig (at least, by Catherine and myself) giving pathetic puppy-dog-eyes expressions with bits of food hanging out of his mouth.
In retrospect, we were acting like children. HOORAY!
I also ate other people's food. First, a slice of pizza that was offered to me by some people at the table I didn't know, then a slice (or three) of Catherine's pizza, then a few of Jeff's. He had a hawaiian/something that we concluded was actually beef jerky.
I didn't have any of what Craig was having. He described it as primordial ooze. I disagree. It looked more like primordial ooze with melted cheese on the top.
We then went to Kelly's (after dropping Catherine off at home...she was sleepy, and had to work this morning). I didn't stay long, but I was there long enough to hear a guy singing Smells Like Teen Spirit. Now, most people would not try to sound like Kurt sounds when singing that song, but this guy was trying a little too hard. It sounded like Tom Waits was doing a cover of the song.
In retrospect, we were acting like children. HOORAY!
I also ate other people's food. First, a slice of pizza that was offered to me by some people at the table I didn't know, then a slice (or three) of Catherine's pizza, then a few of Jeff's. He had a hawaiian/something that we concluded was actually beef jerky.
I didn't have any of what Craig was having. He described it as primordial ooze. I disagree. It looked more like primordial ooze with melted cheese on the top.
We then went to Kelly's (after dropping Catherine off at home...she was sleepy, and had to work this morning). I didn't stay long, but I was there long enough to hear a guy singing Smells Like Teen Spirit. Now, most people would not try to sound like Kurt sounds when singing that song, but this guy was trying a little too hard. It sounded like Tom Waits was doing a cover of the song.
Comments:
Karaoke should be limited to songs by bands that need to be improved upon.
Either that or to just three songs and then everyone can sing them to death
oh...wait...
AHEM!!!
Yeah, just three songs and everyone can have a go at murdering them with vocal chords, hacksaws, Bryan Adams cardboard cutouts, Van Morrison's real teeth, Joe Cocker's neighbour's hairbrush, whatever,
and then the songs and the singers will explode into expensive bits of virtual dust like on buffy.
Oh a man can dream, a man can dream.
Either that or to just three songs and then everyone can sing them to death
oh...wait...
AHEM!!!
Yeah, just three songs and everyone can have a go at murdering them with vocal chords, hacksaws, Bryan Adams cardboard cutouts, Van Morrison's real teeth, Joe Cocker's neighbour's hairbrush, whatever,
and then the songs and the singers will explode into expensive bits of virtual dust like on buffy.
Oh a man can dream, a man can dream.
I ended up singing Du Hast in german by the way.. Apparantly i had all the metal heads getting right into it.
Also, once we left there the night got pretty crappy. Everyone came to the conclusion later on that Kellys was the best part of the night.
Heh heh.. we showed those bogans what-for and how to Par-Tay
Also, once we left there the night got pretty crappy. Everyone came to the conclusion later on that Kellys was the best part of the night.
Heh heh.. we showed those bogans what-for and how to Par-Tay
Yeah, stakings should replace The Hook in stage performances. Watch the quality go right up.
Van Morrison's real teeth? Joe Cocker's neighbours' hairbrush? A Bryan Adams cutout? Wow. All we need is a mannikin and you've got Simon's date!
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Van Morrison's real teeth? Joe Cocker's neighbours' hairbrush? A Bryan Adams cutout? Wow. All we need is a mannikin and you've got Simon's date!
