Your Opinion Is Wrong™

This guy I know knows I tend to sit around playing guitar while I'm on MSN. And he usually asks about it. Except this time, which gave me a chance to drop some really idiotic joke on him and laugh about it to myself, like the sad freak that I am.

See, I was supposed to ask him to guess what I was playing, and he was supposed to say 'guitar', like the automaton that I assumed he was.

Electric Chikken says:
Guess what instrument I've been playing!!!
Trozza:
bass?
Electric Chikken says:
...
Electric Chikken says:
No.
Electric Chikken says:
Guess again.
Trozza:
drums
Electric Chikken says:
Guess again.
Trozza:
flute
Trozza:
no more guesses
Electric Chikken says:
This must be the slow class :P
Trozza:
i was thinking you were going to say something different
Electric Chikken says:
No.
Electric Chikken says:
Go on.
Electric Chikken says:
Have another guess.
Trozza:
like now im learning
Trozza:
guitar
Electric Chikken says:
WRONG! THE ELECTRIC MARXOPHONE!

As you can see, he tried being witty himself, which I wasn't counting on, so it took longer than expected. Not enough room on the interweb for two of us. But I had no idea if that was a real instrument, or something that was just made up. So I ran a google search, and this is what I found out...

It is now my lifelong ambition to become the world's best marxophone player.