Your Opinion Is Wrong™

Chris recently brought to my attention that it's getting rather boring coming to my blog to see the same entry about something called a 'Subman' every time, so I have made a new entry to replace it that you may read to your heart's content.

Here it is. Enjoy!

Went to Subway to get something to eat. The name of the girl that served me was 'Suman', but I had to look twice, as I thought it said 'Subman'. I had to refrain from saying 'Thanks very much, Subman' as I walked out.

This guy I know knows I tend to sit around playing guitar while I'm on MSN. And he usually asks about it. Except this time, which gave me a chance to drop some really idiotic joke on him and laugh about it to myself, like the sad freak that I am.

See, I was supposed to ask him to guess what I was playing, and he was supposed to say 'guitar', like the automaton that I assumed he was.

Electric Chikken says:
Guess what instrument I've been playing!!!
Trozza:
bass?
Electric Chikken says:
...
Electric Chikken says:
No.
Electric Chikken says:
Guess again.
Trozza:
drums
Electric Chikken says:
Guess again.
Trozza:
flute
Trozza:
no more guesses
Electric Chikken says:
This must be the slow class :P
Trozza:
i was thinking you were going to say something different
Electric Chikken says:
No.
Electric Chikken says:
Go on.
Electric Chikken says:
Have another guess.
Trozza:
like now im learning
Trozza:
guitar
Electric Chikken says:
WRONG! THE ELECTRIC MARXOPHONE!

As you can see, he tried being witty himself, which I wasn't counting on, so it took longer than expected. Not enough room on the interweb for two of us. But I had no idea if that was a real instrument, or something that was just made up. So I ran a google search, and this is what I found out...

It is now my lifelong ambition to become the world's best marxophone player.