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Went to park at the commuter car park at Ashfield today. It was guarded by an old east-european guy cooking eggs on a car's engine block. He also had a large, dirty sack slung over his shoulder.

He seemed to be in charge.

'Hi, does this car park charge anything for the first hour?'

'No. No charge. Car park free. All day no cost. But you must buy llama'

'Sorry?'

'You buy llama to park here!'

'Oh. OK. I dunno, I could just pay you, since I'm not sure if the llama will fit anywhere in...'

'NO! Buy llama or no park!'

'OK, OK...how much does it co...'

'Llama free too'

'Oh?'

'But you must buy birdcage'

'But I've already GOT three!'

'YOU BUY! Or else no park!'

I ended up parking out in the street.