Monday, December 06, 2004
I Saw It On TV, So It Must Be Good!
'Hi, it's Ted calling from Child Flight, how are you tonight?'
'Oh, not bad...'
'That's good to hear...I won't keep you too long, I assume you've heard of Child flight before?'
'Yeah...listen, can you give me your number?'
'Sure, our enquiries line is...'
'No, I meant YOUR own home number'
'I guess I could. Any reason you want it?'
'Yeah, so that I can call you up at two in the morning'
'Oh, OK, go grab a pen and paper...but I DO have your number on my screen here, so if you forget to call me, I can give you a call at three to remind you, OK, sunshine?'
*pause*
'OK, how about we just call it quits?'
'I think that would be best. Look, I have to give you credit for being the first person to ever try that line on me in the seven months I've been doing this. At least, you're the first person who thought it would actually work on me...'
'What's that supposed to...'
'Whatever you like, mate. Hope it's a little more successful on the next guy that calls you. Bye!'
'Oh, not bad...'
'That's good to hear...I won't keep you too long, I assume you've heard of Child flight before?'
'Yeah...listen, can you give me your number?'
'Sure, our enquiries line is...'
'No, I meant YOUR own home number'
'I guess I could. Any reason you want it?'
'Yeah, so that I can call you up at two in the morning'
'Oh, OK, go grab a pen and paper...but I DO have your number on my screen here, so if you forget to call me, I can give you a call at three to remind you, OK, sunshine?'
*pause*
'OK, how about we just call it quits?'
'I think that would be best. Look, I have to give you credit for being the first person to ever try that line on me in the seven months I've been doing this. At least, you're the first person who thought it would actually work on me...'
'What's that supposed to...'
'Whatever you like, mate. Hope it's a little more successful on the next guy that calls you. Bye!'
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