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I have decided to start up another national holiday, called Ethnic Day. This is when we'll be able to celebrate our ethnic diversity and understanding of other cultures with level-headed open-mindedness.

Now, to kick things off, where's my sombrero? Actually, CAN you wear one over a conical hat? I want people to see both!!!

Better get some batteries for my loudspeaker, too...

Oh, forget it. Ganoogana is a good enough reason to skip work.